the nonsense topic

NONSENSE, purple

semi-automatic aqua mustachioed gentlemanly typewriter




the dragon at the bottom of the toilet derkalaperdedoo and whatyes


what is this? a floating firecracker with a party hat on the car antenna

NONSENSICAL INDEED

President Ralph Nader.

Twas Brilig and the slithy toves did gire and gimble in the wabe!

All mimsy were the borogroves, and the momewraths outgabe.

The eldritch horros did slavor at the sight of mine turducken, and houdinni escaped riding a poiple elephant.

screw my schoolwork!

The merry gentlemen stuffed said turkeys into their nether regions whilst riding a tandem bicycle down speldom lane.

Oft spoken of rapists selected many mythbusters from the land of gravygrapes. And thus the powerfupp girls were born.

Hear me fellow friends of mellow, for I peak of what has to be,
That we should do what can be done though we aren't who we should be.



This isn't who it would be if ti wasn't who it is.

GLOBAL FLOBBILY WOBBILY BITS

this is nonsesne

Female orgasms.

Booobs!

Metal Gearrrrrrrrrrr?!Zomgzomgzomgwat!

I raise myself twelve onion burgers without a side of dish.

Hooray for my banana!

I've put too much sugar in my punch...

Fire is hard to eat.

Laughing purple fishes dance upstream with visions of Lady Gaga doing the samba in their heads...

Bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in a pancake which is wrapped in pizza dough.
Yes i am hungry.

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Screaming dastardly. There was an awkward tunnel leading to a foreign river; with a craving for disaster. Nevertheless, be wary only if there is a place to be fed porridge. Common. It wasn't until the nocturnal beast paraphrased a young aristocrat on the fourth of July.

Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic.Don't panic.Don't panic. Don't panic.

Why wouldn't she move? I tried everything I could. I gave her CPR, she didn't respond. It was my fault man, what am I gonna do? To I stay here and wait for them to take me away or do I risk it and get the fuck out? Oh god, what have I done?It was all my fault...

NO!

No no no no no no no no no no.

It was the brakes. The brakes cut out. I couldn't stop. Even if I wanted to.
I DID! I DID STOP! BUT THE BRAKES!

The blood...

I just want her to move again. Rigid. It's...it's just...too peaceful. Like a flower, falling slowly off a cliffside, into the waves. The waves, crashing like thunder. Beating like a drum. A cadence to make the feet of time dance. Sublime. Cavendish. Tomahawk. Vagabond. Malice. Fathom. Defenestrate. Mashing like potatoes. Bashful like tomatoes. Rattle like a baby or a snake, but not both. Not once not never.

I didn't fuck Nova Scotia. The merriment of harvest matched seemingly harmoniously like a fish and a foundry. Nostrils filled with steam and curry. Hey. HEY! Don't look over there.

SCISSORS! I NEED THE FUCKING SCISSORS! YOU MUST PUT THEM IN MY HAND SO I CAN PUT THEM IN HIS SKULL! GIVE ME THEM! IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS FOR ME I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRUST YOU AND WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU! I AM DOING THIS FOR MY OWN SAFETY, NOW HAND OVER THE FUCKING SCISSORS!

Comply...comply...comply...yes. yes this is much better. you have done what i have asked and i thank you. my trust is restored and i am sorry i ever doubted you. you are a much better man than your father. he...was something else. he would disobey. he would get testy. you are compliant and faithful and it is those qualities in you i respect most. you are a good man. keep up the good wrok. now, beofire we bngnein teh nenxxtet tenassnsiopgmgnt you have anseton stos udnersntadn thepwoampn theaore apoipbf foroceps aate oapwht tahept aowp belg;m opawu asb oengpoh
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^^^ what the butts? Im such a night owl...